We read that Boris, the Ponzi, Johnson has appointed Oily Grease Smog to be “Minister for Brexit Opportunities”. One’s first thought is that Greasy Smog, having so little to do, can go home to Somerset this week end and pursue his constituency and other pursuits full time, only popping up to Westminster (say) once a month to check messages and mail (although I am sure he could get some to to forward them down to the country for him) and perhaps fulfill any Parliamentary attendance requirement to keep his salary going.
Then one wonders what goes on in that sink of iniquity and duplicity we call “No. 10”. Is Boris the Ponzi neatly overlooking, as is his wont, his part in promoting and achieving the great Brexit fiasco (see pic above) and looking to shift the blame onto Smoggy ? Perhaps under that jovial, couldn’t care less mask Ponzi is really smarting because of being at the mercy of Greasy Smog and his, so called, European Research group (research results still awaited, funded by the general public, remember) without whom he can do nothing, and by whom he is often told what to do.
Perhaps Ponzi, well aware that there are few in any benefits or opportunities arising out of Brexit has given Greasy Smog this newly invented job well knowing that it is a total no-no and that even Greasy Smog’s oiliness will not enable him to slide out of the situation in which he will find himself as his erstwhile colleagues mutter and plot as the result of his inability to produce the goodies. “Ho Ho Ho, Greasy”, says Ponzi to himself, “Oil yourself out of that one !”
